The World Trade Center jokes

World Trade Center

Twin Towers

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

9/11

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

9/11

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

World Trade Center

"What's the wifi password?"

"121i362"

"It's not working."

"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"

"The United Airline."

"We're in the World Trade Center, though."

World Trade Center

You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔

Work

It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.

I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.

Pizza

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes!

Tragedy

Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

Community

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