The View jokes
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.
*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.