The View jokes

Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.

The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.

The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.

Well, that was a blow up!

Me: *gives her 5 dollars* Climb that flag pole. Cute female: *takes the money and goes up the flag pole* Is this good? Me: Hell yeah, that's a nice view.

*Next day* Here's 10 dollars if you do it again. *She goes up there* Me: How's the view? *She goes home and her mom sees the money* Her mom: Where you getting this money? Her daughter: I climbed a flagpole. Her mom: You know he just wants you to see your panties, right? *She goes back and does it again but doesn't wear panties* Me: Holy shit ;-; Her mom: Did you do it again? Her daughter: Don't worry, Mom, he didn't get to see my panties. Her mom:...