The Suicide jokes
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Suicide gives you security for the future.
Decide the day of suicide and live with full joy till that day, and you can choose to postpone it.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
A man walked into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds with, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
Community talk
nah guys i just got in trouble for giving the people who wanna and i quote "kys" the suicide line number
Scooter, let’s talk this out. Talk to your parents or someone you trust. Or, call the suicide prevention line.
for people who need it: 988 is the suicide hotline There are people who care about you and love you. You have friends who care about you and think about you every day of the week. You are not alone.