The Count jokes

A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.

There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.

1-2-..... and he left without a trace.

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"

How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.

Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.