The Count jokes
A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.
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Americans read "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler more than "War and Peace"!
There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.
1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
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