The Count memes

Jokes

Magician

A Mexican magician said he would disappear on the count of three. He said, "Uno, dos," and disappeared without a tres!

Magician

A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "uno, dos..." *poof* ... He disappeared without a tres.

Magician

There was a Mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three.

1-2-..... and he left without a trace.