Texan jokes

Texans: Don't mess with Texas.

*snows 1 inch*

Texans: Please help us, President Biden!

A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"

What do you call an angry Texan?

A Confederate leader.