Testicle jokes
Joe Biden deez nuts.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
Balls in your jaws.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Sorry.
Why are you sorry?
Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth.
Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?
Suck on deez balls!
Biggest balls?
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Deez nutz!
Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!