I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist
My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
I got my COVID test today, it says 50. What does that mean? Also, my IQ test came back positive.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
i got jealous of the zebras, sorry i’ll cut it out, i wanted to practice for my med school test
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colours.
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test
