Terri Schiavo jokes
Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
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I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
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Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."