Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?
A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?