Terri Schiavo jokes

Q. What's Terri Schiavo's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!

Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?

A. She didn't know how to swallow.

Q: What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a tomato?

A: A tomato isn't a vegetable.

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."