Telephone Pole jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"

The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."

Why do trees never call emo kids?

The emos always hang up on them.

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?

You untie the rope.

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!