Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."