Telephone Pole jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"

The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."

How do trees get online? -- They just log in.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."

I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.