Teenage boy jokes

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?

A liar.

My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.