Teenage boy jokes

What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?

A liar.

A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.