Teenage boy jokes

What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?

A liar.

A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.

When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...

When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.