Technoblade jokes
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
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Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Technoblade never got a wife.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.