Technoblade Jokes

Orphan

Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?

'Cause he's dead like their parents!

Cancer

Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!

Orphan

Why did Technoblade die?

Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

Body

Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?

A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!

Reaction

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

Orphan

Why can't orphans become famous?

Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.

Pig

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

Orphan

Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???

Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.

(Disclaimer: not funny xD)

Christmas

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.