Technoblade jokes
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Technoblade: I'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.
Quackity: What is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans???
Technoblade: Quackity..... they're orphans.
(Disclaimer: not funny xD)
Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-
Technoblade: R.I.P orphan
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
TommyInnit is a joke.
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Technoblade would love it here.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Why did Technoblade die?
'Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!