How did Technoblade actually die???
He got stabbed!!!
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon
Technobable's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above)
why can't an orphan live peacefully, Technoblade: as a ghost he could locate all orphan withing 2 weeks
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
Why did Technoblade die??
He couldn't respawn in real life!!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
Technoblade
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
Why Did Technoblade Die? Because God Wished Him Dead For All The Orphans He Made Fun Of
technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
Why cant orphans become famous? Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down
technoblade says, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
want do you call a pig that gos to the slathre hose technoblade
technoblade never got a wife
what is the true meaning of Christmas. stealing presents from orphans-a quote by technoblade
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard??
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
orphan: im an orphan Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
If your bored pull a technoblade bully orphans.
What are they Roman do tell their parents?
