Technoblade jokes

What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Technoblade!

Please tell me you understand this...

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

Yo mama!

Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.

Guys, they weren’t always orphans!

Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.

Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?

Technoblade: Broke.