Technoblade jokes
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
Yo mama!
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Why don't orphans play Minecraft?
Because Technoblade is on the platform.