Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! Whatβs up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."
i love sucking on food because if you really think about it tittys can be counted as food so i could technicality suck on the womans tittys
Technically, a human is hollow. We have an empty tube through us from the mouth and nose to the asshole and dick or pussy. We are basically tubes.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: π
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
when an orphan takes a selfie its technically a family photo. :)
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them
if 6 guys are in a room with each other is it technically a 6pack?
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
"Disease" technically means "lack of ease," so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease.
That's what Elliot Rodger did.
Hi guys, I have a brain teaser for you! Leave it in the comment section if you figure it out. Here you go!
If you kill yourself (suicide which is technically murder), will you go to Heaven or Hell? Because you murdered yourself, but what if you were a Christian?
That was my brain teaser for you guys! Make sure you leave what you came up with for the answer in the comment section below!! PEACE OUT!!!! :)
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food π± and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon π and five jungle eggs
Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.
Your mom gay.exe has startled working
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
