i was playing warzone last night and i shot my team mate that said they were emo and when i shot him another player did and it said assist kill
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball. receiving golden showers from other black team mates.
At baseball practice... Hey John did you bring the bucket of balls? No but I got two right here
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast? A donation team.
South’s losing to broncos😹
So an orphan played for a football team. and the coach said your parents must be proud of you 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!! <3
a teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favourite football team is saying "raise you hand if it is Scunthorpe" every student but one raised their hand. the teacher asks "why don't you support Scunthorpe?" the child answers "my parents support Grimsby and so do I". the teacher comes back with "why are you copying your parents? what if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" the child answers then i'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards"
You caught a Penaldo! Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears. Type: Ghost type Moves: Dive Disappear in big games Cry for pens Statpad vs farmers Sells underwear
What has 4 legs and two gloves
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team? A school shooter
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Yo mama so fat that the avengers team had to snap five times and say oh my God
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
Q: why can't orphans be on a football team? A: because they won't know where to go on a home game.
so nfl teams were playing football on me and then justin jefferson hit some thing called the gritty on me
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most? GOALduck.
