What does weed in the Carolina Panthers have in common? They both get smoked in bowls
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent, but had not phoned in.
Needing to have an urgent work problem resolved, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child's whisper, "Hello."
"Is your Mummy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with her?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with him?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was someone with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anyone else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to the ambulancemen and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A helicopter," answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed a helicopter."
Alarmed, confused, and a little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle..."Me!"
What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball? Because they ate all the bats
I work at a movie studio
Unfortunately the team I was working with was useless
The team:
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X Men
why is england's team unfair in chess? because 2 rooks = 10 and a queen = 9
Yo Mama is so STUPID she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal Rams
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the twin towers.
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.
why did the orphan get kicked of the baseball team? he would never make it home base
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
