Talkie jokes

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.

I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day and attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why I am talking to the mirror.