Talkie jokes

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?

Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

Talk to me if you are online.

Gwen can talk, please?

Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!

-Alya

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.