Talkie jokes

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!