Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
Jesus and his disciples walk into a restaurant.
Jesus: "A table for 26, please." Headwaiter: "But there's only... 13 of you?" Jesus: "Yeah, we're all going to sit on the same side."
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.