How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What was the knight's name that sat at the round table?
Circumference.
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick.
The bartender asks him why.
And the pirate says:
"Argh, It's driving me nuts."
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light.
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
