Friend...you so faaaat. Me... Boy at lest I'm not built like a Nintendo switch
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.
how does a blonde turn off the light after having sex? She opens the car door.
Haven’t they switched him of and then back on yet??
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The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
lol I switched out my friends leukemia medication for mercury (Like and comment if you get it)
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
