Surface Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Fishing Rod

An online product review for a fishing rod and reel. The reviewer, 'GAYSEXMASTER', gives it a 3.5 out of 5-star rating, stating 'I feel like I got my money's worth'. The review, dated June 20, 2025, from the United States, details the product as a 'Fishing rod+reel (No Lures & Line)' with a size of '2.1M 6.89FT' and 'Ambidextrous' hand orientation. The reviewer notes the reel is good but the rod is not great, as it doesn't collapse easily after casts and suggests using WD40 on the 'mating surfaces'. They also mention the rod is stiff, suitable for catfish/carp but not smaller finesse lures.

Hat

Two images, stacked vertically, showing the same set of Lego bricks. In the first image, two rectangular Lego bricks are placed on a wooden surface; one is orange and the other is blue. The second image shows the same set of Lego bricks but a brown hat shaped Lego brick is placed on top.

Rapper

A picture of J. Cole eating a burger with a red circle around the cheese. The text states: "A disturbing image of J. Cole has surfaced where it appears that the 'humble' rapper has cheese on his burger. Is he still humble to you!?"

Jokes

Chalkboard

What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty?

Answer: A chalkboard.

Ass

If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.

Bone

Sans: Zzzzzzzz.

Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!

Sans: What is it, dude?

Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!

Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??