Substance jokes
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
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Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.
Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?
A: Because it was on crack.
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Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.