Substance jokes

Where are crackheads from?

OHIGHo

Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"

Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

The hooker can wash out her crack and reuse it.

Q: Why did the fault line start acting crazy?

A: Because it was on crack.

Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.

What do you call a duck on drugs?

A quackhead.

What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?

Quack.