Stripper jokes

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

What do you call an Eskimo stripper?

A frosty-tute.

How do men like their women? Striped.

How does a priest like their children? Clean.

Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

What do you call a pole dancer?

A stripper.

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?

At least 13 because my basement is still dark.

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.

I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.