Stripper jokes

What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?

Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

To have someone to call "daddy!"

Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️‍🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?

At least 13 because my basement is still dark.

Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.

What do you call a midget stripper?

A pocket pussy.

Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.

He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.

Why do strippers never care about things?

Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.

What do strippers and butter have in common?

Both spread for bread.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

So she can have someone to call daddy.

Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.