Stripper jokes
When your mum sold you on eBay for Β£2 pound for girls stripper.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for Β£2 so she could get a male stripper.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
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GUYS tmrw is dress up ( twin day) at my school ( not nwhs sadly) but im going as a stripper cowboy with 2 other guys THIS SHI BOUTA BE INTRESTING.
Does the name fucking bear make me sound like a douche? I want to sound kind of slutty but not too slutty. Like itβs my stripper name...is spearmint space bar better?
Just went to las vegas and it was crazy bro so many strippers, casino's and whores π