Stripper jokes
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
How many dead strippers does it take to change a light?
At least 13 because my basement is still dark.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.