Stripper

Stripper jokes

Why do strippers never care about things?

Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

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  • How do men like their women? Striped.

    How does a priest like their children? Clean.

    Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.

    What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.

    When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

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  • This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."