What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a midget stripper
A pocket pussy
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread
What do you call a pole dancer
A stripper
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
I like strippers on me.
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.
When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
