Stripper jokes
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
I like strippers on me.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.