Stripper jokes
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
I like strippers on me.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.