Bungee Cord jokes

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.

How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?

Tie the bungee cord around his neck.

Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.