I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job, and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his BARK TRACKS
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS
Whats the difference between your dad and grocery shopping he didn't come back with the milk
i went to the pharmacy the other day. i tried to buy a pack of condoms but i pretended i didnt have enough money to mess with the cashier. i went back into the aisles of the store got a pack of rubber bands and plastic wrap bought them and walked out. i loved the look on the casheirs face when they saw my decision.
Young Couple gets banned from church.
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.
After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!"So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.
"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."
"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."
A girls walks into an Adult Store. "Hi I want to buy that Red Dildo right there"
Cashier: that's a Fire Extinguisher you whore"
I found a dog outside a store, so I took him home with me.
The dog was standing outside a blind supplies store
I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.
What is an Orphans least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
