Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?
Rolling on ice.
What was the one test Stephen Hawking couldn't pass? The beep test.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Why does everyone think Stephen Hawking is drunk?
Because he can't even walk.
What happens when Stephen Hawking wakes up from his sleep?
"Log in."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Stephen Hawking, rest in PC World.