Stephen hawkings jokes
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."