Stephen hawkings jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.