Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheeles.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.