Stephen hawkings jokes
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this đź« ?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?