Stephen hawkings jokes
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.