Stephen hawkings jokes
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.