Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Stephen Hawkings Jokes
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
