Stephen hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
It's true, you know. Stephen Hawking has been up more ramps than Evel Knievel.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby?
Both of their legs don't work.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"