Stephen hawkings jokes
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.