Stephen hawkings jokes
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
Stephen Hawking is not dead; he just needs to charge.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.