Statue

Statue jokes

Mama

Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.

Memes

Wax

They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.

Life

What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?

Wasted.

Dinosaur

Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)-

Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur

I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur

One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard?

A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur

Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

Art

What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"

Memes

Dog

Eh... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... HEE HEE HEE HEEE HEEEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE

A white statue of a dog with a human-like body sitting down with its legs crossed.

Community

WHY do people still care so much about being mods on here? NOBODY USES THE SITE! THERE'S NOTHING TO MODERATE! AND ALSO, NOBODY CARES 😭

It's not a status symbol to be in a slightly higher state of power on a niche website in the dark corners of the internet's asshole with 5, maybe 6 active users--MOST OF WHOM ARE MODERATORS, THEREFORE NULLIFYING ANY AMOUNT OF SUPERIORITY AMONGST THEMSELVES!!!

To anyone reading this, take it from an ex mod: you're wasting your time in both your endeavors to become mods, and on this website in general.