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Sculpture

moai · 2 years ago

A close-up view of a 3D rendered Moai statue, displaying its stoic face and textured surface against a plain white background.

Furry

tabs1528 · 1 year ago

The image shows a statue of Anubis, an ancient Egyptian deity with a jackal head and human body. The text overlay reads: "THIS GUY IS ACTUALLY THE FIRST FURRY IN HISTORY".

Dog

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

Eh... heh heh heh heh heh heh heh... HEE HEE HEE HEEE HEEEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEE

A white statue of a dog with a human-like body sitting down with its legs crossed.

Plane

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 · 2 years ago

Type shit.

A view from the cockpit of a plane aimed at the Twin Towers and the Statue of Liberty in the background.

Shrek

Wade · 2 years ago

Shrek Harvey

A picture of a Shrek statue with Steve Harvey's face photoshopped on it, next to a young girl with Steve Harvey's face on her, with a tweet above that says "stop sending me this shit".

Shrek

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A statue of Shrek with a big, cartoonish mustache, and a small girl sitting on a part of his statue also has a big mustache.

Batman

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A statue of Batman holding the Joker in his arms. The Joker is posed as if pregnant with a large belly. Batman looks concerned.

Rendering

the taste of mommy's milk · 2 years ago

A 3D rendering of a moai statue. It is gray with some mossy green tint and looks slightly smiling. The background is black.

Emoji

what’s dudeese · 7 months ago

A screenshot of an exchange in a comment section. The first user, "Silver King," posts a sequence of emojis including an Orthodox cross, a Transgender flag, a call-me hand, a Moai statue, a second Orthodox cross, a second call-me hand, and a Rainbow flag. The second user, "Cypher Creator," replies with a similar sequence, replacing the flags with an Atom symbol and replacing the final Orthodox cross with a Latin cross. Silver King then replies to Cypher with the text: "too far bro."

Furry

furry memes · 2 years ago

only furrys will understand

Tablet

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A surreal digital collage. A hand holds a silver Motorola Razr flip phone where the screen and keypad are replaced with ancient cuneiform script. In the background, a Mesopotamian ziggurat stands under a blue sky. Concentric blue circles radiate from the phone like signal waves. To the right, a crying child's face is partially morphed with the face of an ancient Sumerian statue.

Mona Lisa

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A digital art piece shows the Mona Lisa sitting on a black leather couch with 5 Jesus statues behind her.

Clothing

Anonymous · 1 year ago

The image is a bingo grid with nine cells. The first row of cells lists the categories 'X', 'Naked', 'Half Naked', and 'Clothed'. The first cell in the second row has the text 'Afraid', and the cell below contains an image of the cover of the tv show 'Naked and Afraid'. The second cell in this row contains a picture of a cartoon character with a crazy expression. The third cell contains an image of women with burqas. The first cell in the third row has the text 'Half Afraid', and the cell below it shows four children without clothes. The second cell contains a picture with the text 'I am completely half afraid to think'. The third cell shows a man holding glasses with an expression of shock and fear. The first cell of the final row has the text 'Brave'. The cell below contains a picture of a David's statue. The second cell shows a women's bottom and legs being bent over. The last cell shows men with rifles and headscarves.

Year

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

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