No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin. The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
I don’t have another talking stage in me 🤦🏿♂️do you squirt & is yo BD dead 😭
Whats the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: You're doing standup tonight right?* Noob Joker (you): *Yes I am!* Owner: Get onto the stage Me: *walks up stage* Owner: this is the standup comedian noobpro Me: HEY GUYS HOW ABOUT SOME DONALD TRUMP Crowd: *RUNS*
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: there’s no stage five
Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln
why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy
I was in Russia at a stand up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice though
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE. ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
Q : Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.