Spooky jokes
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
Tis the season to be spooky.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
What is a paedo's favourite time of year?
Halloween because they get free delivery.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton? A CREEPYpasta! (It’s my first one, lol)
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.
So, me and my friend dressed as dead people for Halloween. The only difference in the costume was that he was actually dead.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.