25+ Best Spooky Jokes - Page 2 - Worst Jokes Ever

Mummy

Gwen · 5 years ago

What spooky creature has children?

Mummies.

Season

Anonymous · 4 years ago

Tis the season to be spooky.

Skeleton

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image has two panels. The upper panel shows a skeleton in a car. The text above the image says, "Can we listen to something besides 'spooky scary skeletons'?" The lower panel shows a dark SUV with an open door and a woman falling out.

Satan

Sad Sarah · 3 years ago

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Son

creeptato · 7 years ago

My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”

I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”

I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”

Basement

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Skeleton

Anonymous · 8 months ago

Make sure to drink milk!!! | Daily Spooktober Meme #2

A skeleton sits in the passenger seat of a car, buckled up with a seatbelt. A white piece of paper taped to the window next to it reads: "Please don't break the window. The A/C is on. He has milk and is listening to his favorite spooky music."

Meme

Anonymous · 8 months ago

Gonna need some comments here! | Daily Spooky Meme #4

A cartoon skeleton, looking distressed, holds its boney hands to its head with an open mouth and angry eyebrows. The background is dark. Above the skeleton, the text reads: "When you post a spooky meme and no one comments 'thank mr skeltal'".

Spooktober

Anonymous · 8 months ago

HAPPY SPOOKTOBER EVERYONE!!! | DAILY SPOOKTOBER MEME #1

The meme features a character from the Call of Duty video game, Captain Price or Ghost, with a skull superimposed over their face. The top text reads "no one: not a soul: 12 AM October 1st:". The bottom text, overlaid on the image, reads "bravo six, going spooky". This is a variation of the "Bravo Six, going dark" meme.

Seal

The Radio Demon · 2 years ago

Seal Vs Sea Lion

The image shows two cartoon drawings of a seal and a sea lion. The seal is labeled with "ABABABBA", "just a little guy", and "potato dog". The sea lion is labeled with "BORK BORK", "um spooky", and "man in a wetsuit".

Meme

The Unknown King of Moderation · 3 years ago

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

Skull

Big Jim · 7 months ago

… none of the above..

Two skull-shaped bathroom fixtures are shown side-by-side. On the left is a white toilet shaped like a skull, with the text "Spooky dookie?". On the right is a white urinal also shaped like a skull, with the text "Or... Creepy peepee".

Halloween

mal♡ · 2 years ago

The image shows two scenes of the same bathtub. In the first scene, a person is relaxing in the tub, saying, "I am so relaxed." In the second scene, a second person has appeared in the tub, wearing a witch hat, and says, "Surprise!" The first person is clearly shocked and asks, "Why is this happening?"

Community talk

Wade

Post a pic of what ur doing on this spooky Halloween night..

Anonymous

Goodbye Spooky Season, hello No Nut November!

⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY SPOOKIE DOOKIES 🎃🎃👻👻👻😈😈😈😈👹👹👹🎃🎃