Spooky jokes
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Memes
Tis the season to be spooky.
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
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Post a pic of what ur doing on this spooky Halloween night..
Goodbye Spooky Season, hello No Nut November!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY SPOOKIE DOOKIES 🎃🎃👻👻👻😈😈😈😈👹👹👹🎃🎃