Spooky

Spooky jokes

Satan

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

Memes

Son

My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”

I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”

I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”

Basement

Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol

Memes

Meme

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

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