Speed Bump jokes

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.