Speed Bump jokes

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"