Speculation jokes
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
I can see my future in your forehead.
Community talk
Who is going to take over the wold first? (Chose wisely)
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more
Who would win