Speculation jokes
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
If aliens were real,
then orphans would finally have a home.
Memes
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
I can see my future in your forehead.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
People say that biting off your finger would be as easy as biting a carrot if your brain didn't try to stop you. How the f do people know that and how many people's fingers did they bite off before coming to that conclusion?
I'm reading this book in braille right now, and I know something's gonna happen, I can just feel it.
Memes
Community
Who is going to take over the wold first? (Chose wisely)
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more
Who would win