Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you
