SOS jokes

Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

You know, their family dinners must be so happy.

I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.

Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.

Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?

Because they lost their queen.

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

They already lost two towers.

There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.

Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!

Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!

Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.

Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.

Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.