Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
Yo mama so hairy, you got carpet burn when you were born.
Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
So I was looking through my pictures and I found a picture of a random kid that took a picture of his ugly face. It looked like someone that got hit by a car, then a bus, then a semi.
That’s what I get for not having a password on my iPad.
My life, haha, so funny!
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
