Ur mom is so fat that when she came to the front door, she was already at the back door.
SOS Jokes
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
I'm going to start taking confetti with me to therapy so when my therapist asks me, "How are you?" I can say "sad" and toss the confetti everywhere. It'll be like a real-life iMessage!
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Your forehead is so big, you got an eight-head.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
So two dudes were at a bar and out of nowhere they hear, "Oi mate, talk to me like that again, I'm gonna shove this stick so far up your ass you'll look like a Popsicle."
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
