SOS jokes

Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!

Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f

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Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!

Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.

"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.