SOS jokes

When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.

Yo forehead so big you think in HD.

Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.

My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.

Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.