SOS jokes

You're so skinny that you fall.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Qassem Soleimani is so popular today.

I mean, he just blew up overnight!

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.

And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.