SOS jokes
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Memes
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.