SOS jokes

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

You're so emo, the sun turned black.

Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.

Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.

Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.

You're so clapped that you make Susan Boyle attractive.

So (DYM 132).

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.