Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
SOS Jokes
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Okay, the time has come... I am finally leaving this website, so yeah.
I'm going to enjoy my life, so yeah.
I'm going to leave now, so bye.
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!
"Parademics are so bad, yo mama can't stop!"
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Yo momma so fat!
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
