SOS jokes

Why do white people own so many pets?

'Cause they can't own people anymore.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count his bars.

Why was the rapper always so confident?

Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?

Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:

"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."