SOS jokes

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.

Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.

My girlfriend didn't bring me the sandwich, so I brought the gas.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.

My job is so amazing.

Today a man asked me to check his balance, so I pushed him over. His balance isn't good.

Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.

Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL