Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
SOS Jokes
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
Your head is so small, even a fly could eat it.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Your face is so big that not even you can see it.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
