SOS jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Your hairline is so wonky that it looks like the McDonald’s sign.
Memes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Your mama is so ugly whenever she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.
Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.