SOS jokes
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
Memes
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.