SOS jokes
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
Your hairline is so expired, it’s more expired than your milk!
My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Memes
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.