Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
SOS Jokes
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.
Sorry for this Pick Up Line.
Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.
Your hairline is so messed up, it made Jeffrey Dahmer cry.
