SOS jokes

Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.

Yo mama so fat, when she went on the elevator, it went down.

You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!

Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.

You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.

Why have there been so many deaths around the world?

Trees and ropes.