Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
SOS Jokes
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him. Now we wait.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!
Bunger got me like:
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You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
You're so full of shit that the toilet's jealous.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
My therapist told me time heals all wounds, so I stabbed him.
Then I waited for the results.
