SOS jokes

Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?

Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!

A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."

So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

You're so skinny that you fall.

You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.

So big that when you step, you break the whole galaxy.

You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.

You're so fat that people say you're the biggest bird!

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!

How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.

Woman aren't human anyways... lol.

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.