ur mom is so fat thanos had to snap twice
ur mom is so fat the space settle can see her from 10000 mile s away
ur hairline is so ugly it looks worst than ur moms
that is so bad just like u
Yo Mama SO UGLY that when hello kitty saw her she said "Goodbye"
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it
Yo mama so fat when someome asked her to touch her chin she ask "witch one?"
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses
yo mama so stupid she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept
yo mama so fat she stepped on earth and the earth cracked
you mama so stupid she failed a survey
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders they became The Insiders.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so ugly that when the Koolaid Man busted through her wall, he said “Oh no!”
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
