New SOS Jokes - Page 34 - Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

So I was just chilling in the World Trade Center, and I got airplane Wi-Fi. I wonder why....

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!

What came before the dinosaurs?

Your hairline, because it's so far back!

Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.

True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?

Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.