SOS Jokes

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.