SOS Jokes

Your hairline so far back that when your teacher puts you to sit down in the front of the class, your hairline does be quite in the back.

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Girl: I’m so in love with you!

Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.

Girl: What’s the ijk?

Boy: I’m just kidding.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.