Sometimes i feels ugly jokes

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"

Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.

If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.