Beauty standards jokes

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

Why did the woman feel ugly?

A. Nobody would even rape her.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)