Beauty standards jokes

You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.

Why did the woman feel ugly?

A. Nobody would even rape her.

China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.

Boy: Hey! I love you...

Girl: Eww, you are so ugly.

*boy sent a pic of his dic*

Girl: Beauty doesn't matter in love.

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.

One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.

(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)

Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.

Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!

Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭