Beauty standards jokes
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox, and nobody raises an eyebrow.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Crazy how the meanest girls are always some of the ugliest.
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.