What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why did the towers fall? Becuase someone in call of duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it
My mom: Your life could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer. Me: I wish I were Tracy Latimer then someone would kill me.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
when i saw someone jump out one of the towers and yelled do a flip
What's the difference between Pikachu and a Orphan?
At lest someone chose Pikachu
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: because he wanted to call someone to call daddy.
Someone: PLEASE EAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE *Me tryna remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because ive already googled it and given up because it takes too long* Me: Na yeah I still have 19 days left
Why can’t you private text someone in a community? _____________________________________________
Because a community has more than two people.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
More random keyboard words made into sentences:
This was a joke that was made by someone who had never been to the game before, but who was the first person to make it into a game of game with the intention of being able play the first person who played it.
You used to be someone’s Sunshine but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What do you call someone without a body and a nose nobody nose
Why do orphans go to church. Because they can call someone father
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
