Someday jokes
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
Someday you'll go far.
You gonna poop someday.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"