Solving jokes

Dear math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

Thanks.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

Who make hard candy for the kids?

Solve.

Why did the midget not go to bed?

He couldn't reach the bed.

What is a tuba plus tuba? -- Fourba.

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.