Soda Pressing jokes

I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.

It was soda-pressing.

Why is drinking soda so sad?

It's soda-pressing.

Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.

Have you heard about my new can crushing job?

It's soda-pressing.

I got a job at the can factory, but it is soda-pressing.

Q: What do you call a sad soda?

A: Soda-pressing.